The Bad Dating Chronicles #1

I had a thought today. I've gone on lots of bad dates, so why don't I make a little record of my bad dates? I'll change names of course, but I thought it might be fun to do, especially since I added to that list of bad dates just this weekend.

I had thought that this date might be different. The guy seemed intriguing and intelligent, both good things. But alas, I was disappointed. Not all of it was bad. He really did seem like a nice guy, and he did some things right, but then he did so many things wrong.

Things to consider when going on a first date:

#1. Be open and honest.

You're on a date for heaven's sake! Two people are trying to get to know each other, and how are they supposed to do that when one party continues to answer in vague, one-word responses that kills all conversation? The answer: they don't.

#2. Avoid talking about past dates.

Maybe this is obvious for some, but not for everyone. It rather ruined the illusion of him when he told me that he has asked out numerous other girls in the exact same manner. Oh, and most of them told him he was creepy and left. To an English major who likes to read between the lines, what am I supposed to think you're trying to tell me here? Whatever it is, it's not positive.

#3. If you ask the girl to lunch, you should probably pay for the lunch.

I know that money is tight for most people, and I don't ask for much. I just had the cheapest 6-inch sub that was there, so we're talking $3.50, plus tax. But that's one sure way to kill a date, unless of course the woman is just swept off her feet by the words, "So, you brought your wallet with you, right?" And I think it goes for guys and girls. I'm sure it's kind of nice for the guy to get a break when you ask him on a date.

#4. Do not talk about your plans to take out two girls at once.

This was the cherry on top. I really can't think of anything more attractive than a man who wants to have two girlfriends at once. Are you with me on this, ladies?

He texted me.
I haven't responded.
And I never will.

Most of these are no-brainers, but if you can keep in mind these four points, you'll at least be ahead those on the bad dating chronicles.

Be sure to check back for more bad dating chronicles. I've had quite a few! I'll even throw in an awkward story from my mission (since you aren't supposed to date while on a mission). Doesn't mean that people won't try to propose! The suspense may kill you, but I'll add to the bad dating chronicles before too long.